One Man’s Trash: Week 44 Report

WEEK 44: Allens Lane & Lincoln Drive to Carpenter’s Woods (Local Loop)

1 giant electronic candy cane
1 dog harness
1 fishing bob
1 Giro bike helmet bill
1 Utrecht drafting triangle
1 Learning Resources thermometer (broken — incorrect temp reading)

1 cigarette butt

1 pair boxer-briefs Hanes
1 underwear elastic band Hanes
1 ankle sock
1 handkerchief (calories chart)

3 pieces random styrofoam

1 tub 18 Canadian nightcrawlers (fishing bait)
1 wrapper Wrigley’s gum
1 bag Red & White charcoal
2 pieces random cardboard

1 12oz bottle Yuengling Lager

1 can ShopRite golden corn
1 12oz can Miller Lite
1 12oz can Michelob Ultra
1 12oz can Busch

1 1.5 ltr bottle water Deer Park
2 24oz bottles water Deer Park
1 16oz bottle water Nestlé Pure Life
1 16oz bottle water Dasani
1 16oz bottle water Aquafina
3 16oz bottles water no label
1 16oz bottle water Berkley & Jensen (smashed)
1 16oz bottle water ShopRite
1 40oz bottle Olde English “shatter proof”
1 16oz bottle Mtn Dew
1 6oz bottle Kool Aid (I think?)
1 wrapper Gogurt (Halloween)
2 straws
1 jug cap
1 wrapper Baby Ruth bite size
1 mylar balloon “Way to go Grad”
1 yellow Nalgene
1 ziploc bag
1 bag Pirate’s Booty aged white cheddar popcorn
1 bag Doritos
1 bag ShurFine white bread “baked locally”
1 piece orange tape
1 mangled bag Munchos
6 pieces random plastic


0 dog shit piles
8 dog shit bags (!)
0 dogs on leash
0 dogs off leash

– Wooden pallet along Cresheim North Trail just below junction to Gate House Lane
– Two dog shit bags within plain sight of multiple trash cans at Devil’s Pool.
– Party spot along Orange Trail below Livezey Lane and above Fingerspan.
Another giant white pipe in Creek, on the shallow island in Creek just below Fingerspan.

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