One Man’s Trash: Week 36 Report

WEEK 36: Chestnut Hill College to Allens Lane & Lincoln Drive

1 t-shirt Philadelphia Rock & Roll Half Marathon
1 shirt (shredded)
1 children’s shoe Nike velcro

6 golf balls
2 lacrosse balls
1 hockey puck

2 packs Newport (1 hard box)
1 cigarette butt

1 16oz cup
1 10oz cup
1 piece random styrofoam

1 Royal color pencil (red)
1 hair tie
1 Trek bike part
1 pair mangled sunglasses
1 dryer sheet
1 dog collar
1 unidentifiable metal and rubber part

1 box 24-pack Bud Light
1 box Black & Mild cream blunts
1 box Tastykake peach pie

1 40oz bottle Miller Lite
1 12oz bottle Heineken
1 10oz bottle Sprite (old school)
1 12oz bottle clear no label

2 25oz cans Bud Ice
1 24oz can Arizona iced tea
1 Tastykake pie tin
1 25oz can Natural Ice
1 12oz can Coors Light
2 12oz cans Budweiser (1 pull tab)
1 12oz can Bud Light
1 ball aluminum foil
1 can Great Value chunky mixed fruit

1 16oz bottle Arizona iced tea
1 34oz(!) bottle Sprite
1 24oz bottle water Poland Spring
2 16oz bottles water Poland Spring
1 16oz bottle water Crystal
1 label bottle water Niagara
1 label bottle water Propel Zero
1 blunt wrapper Backwoods
1 blunt wrapper Palma
1 wrapper Blue Bunny Big Dipper
1 straw
1 tampon wrapper
1 wrapper Kit Kat bite size
1 Ziploc bag
1 16oz bottle Sunkist grape soda
1 wrapper Fiber One
1 16oz bottle Gatorade
1 pouch Capri Sun
1 coffee cup lid
1 wrapper Clif Bar chocolate chip
1 large bag Tostitos Scoops
1 plastic wrap Natural Light
1 16oz bottle Snapple iced tea
1 14oz bottle Rosenberger’s Grabba Milk
1 black bodega bag
4 pieces random plastic
1 red solo cup
1 wrapper Charms lollipop
1 wrapper GU Energy Gel espresso love
1 blunt tube
1 wrapper Redbird candy
1 tampon applicator
1 wrapper Power Bar energy bites oatmeal raisin
1 tub lid
1 bag Herr’s red hot chips

+1 Clearasil pad

1 dog shit piles
1 dog shit bag
3 dogs on leash
1 dogs off leash


– The Chestnut Hill College campus’ treatment of the Wissahickon is appalling. It’s like CHC doesn’t even know it’s there — there’s a soccer field, tennis court, two parking lots, a small alley that dead ends at a pile of dirt, and overgrown weeds surrounding a historic structure (tollhouse???) from the top of the campus to Germantown Avenue. Disgraceful.
– OH MY GOD. Hiking behind it in the Andorra Natural Area, I realized that the Cedars House is named for the grove of cedars behind it. WHOA.
– Cobweb season. Hallucinogenic drugs not advised.

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