One Man’s Trash: Week 2 Report

"Wigwam" does not rhyme with "fig jam" but both are delightful
“Wigwam” does not rhyme with “fig jam” but both are delightful

WEEK 2: CARPENTER’S WOODS TO KITCHENS LANE

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If Week 1 followed my Local Loop, Week 2 follows my Secondary Swing. As a resident of West Mt Airy, my two best access points to the Wissahickon on foot (as opposed to by car, in which case there are more) are the Cresheim Trail and Carpenter’s Woods.

The erstwhile Fairmount Park Commission officially adopted the 37 acres of Carpenter’s Woods between Sedgwick Street and North Mt Pleasant Road (Mt Pleasant Avenue splits into a North and South at the beginning of the woods) in 1912 as a matter of preserving an important bird sanctuary. (Not an important sanctuary for birds, but a sanctuary for important birds—avian VIPs.)

The trails through Carpenter’s Woods can get a little awkward. For example, instead of coming out of the woods and crossing Wissahickon Avenue at North Mt Pleasant Road—or better still, following the path of Carpenter’s Run through the culver underneath the Wissahickon Avenue superstructure—it puts you onto Wissahickon Avenue mid-block, forcing you to walk on the shoulder of the pretty-busy avenue, worse still when there’s a ridge of plowed snow. And at its north/eastern edge, the trail diverges you away from the natural flow of Mt Pleasant Avenue into the neighborhood, forcing you to backtrack half a block.

Might be time to give this "No Littering" sign in Carpenter's Woods a fresh coat of paint
Might be time to give this “No Littering” sign in Carpenter’s Woods a fresh coat of paint

But those are minor complaints for an otherwise beloved asset, a natural extension of the green space straddling Wissahickon Creek with its own friends group. Carpenter’s Run—sometimes known as Kitchen’s Lane Run in the parlance of the Philadelphia Water Department—drains over 200 acres via a mile-long tributary of the creek. The woods surrounding it include a number of trails and a rebuilt wetland along the banks of the run that eventually tumbles behind the Monastery mansion and stables (built 1747) and finally empties into the Wissahickon near the Kitchens Lane* bridge.

*Kitchen’s or Kitchens? Bell’s Mill or Bells Mill? Allen’s Lane or Allens Lane (or Allen Lane)? This is some #journalistproblem stuff. I appreciate a well-used apostrophe, but there’s nothing worse than an incorrect apostrophe, and as street names like Grays Ferry Avenue and Allens Lane have shed theirs, my inclination is to go apostrophe-less.

After crossing Wissahickon Avenue, I followed the unnamed connector trail between Carpenter’s Woods and the White Trail, residential backyards on the right, the Carpenter’s Run valley on the left, a thicket of invasive bamboo ahead. At the White Trail, I made a quick right and a quick left down Mt Airy Avenue toward the bridge. Here, I hooked a left on the Orange Trail and had to stop immediately where the unnamed run (I’ll call it Mt Airy Run, following the lead of most of the other Wissahickon tributaries that take their name from the closest city street) was absolutely covered in plastic bags. I stopped counting the gray, fortunately unused dog shit bags after a few dozen. There were tons.

From there, I followed the Orange Trail to just past the Kitchen’s Lane Bridge, turning left up the stairs installed by Friends of the Wissahickon last year, and finally came out of the woods and back into the neighborhood at Kitchen’s Lane.

Near the mouth of Carpenter's Run and the Kitchen's Lane Bridge, the Baptisteron marks the site of the first Church of the Brethren baptism, on Christmas Day, 1723.
Near the mouth of Carpenter’s Run and the Kitchen’s Lane Bridge, the Baptisteron marks the site of the first Church of the Brethren baptism, on Christmas Day, 1723.

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WEEK 2 HAUL

Big week on the trash scene!
Big week on the trash scene!

On 15 January 2014, I did fill two standard grocery store plastic bags and one slightly larger shopping bag with collected litter, and gathered three sporting balls, a bottle of antifreeze, and a clothes hanger. Broken down, the Week 2 Haul looks a little something like …

Week 2, sorted and stored
Week 2, sorted and stored

PLASTIC
40 (estimated) plastic dog shit bags
1 half-gallon jug Wawa lemon iced tea
1 bag My Essentials white bread
1 bag Shop Rite white bread
1 bag Herr’s whole grain pretzels
1 plastic fork
4 16oz bottles water (1 Nestlē Pure Life, 1 Acadia, 1 Dasani, 1 no label)
1 8oz bottle water (Poland Spring)
5 miscellaneous plastic bags
1 24oz bottle Mountain Dew
1 lid from a Wawa food container
1 wristband
1 doll sticker
1 20oz bottle Asanti(?) kiwi strawberry juice
1 random wedge(?)
1 netting bag, Florida Oranges
1 bottle Mountain Drool (dog toy?)
1 ½oz bottle CVS Dry Eye Relief (HAHA)
1 16oz tub (food container?)
2 packages Capri Sun tropical punch
1 single-serve container, Cesar Gourmet dog food
2 coffee cup lids
2 straws
1 gallon bottle Let’s Roll Antifreeze
1 bag Herr’s salt & vinegar chips
1 4oz Nitro2Go Double Shot (“14 hours of energy”)
1 package Habersett beef scrapple
1 random hunk of plastic
1 wrapper Cap’n Crunch Crunchberries bar
1 wrapper Klondike Mrs Fields cookie sandwich
1 wrapper Clif Kid Z Bar
1 wrapper Ricola lozenges
1 wrapper Tastykake cupcakes
1 packet Popeye’s honey

GLASS
1 4/5qt bottle malt liquor (no label)
1 12oz bottle Coors Light
1 12oz bottle Corona
1 16oz bottle Coca-Cola
1 16oz bottle Synergy organic kombucha
1 20oz bottle (no label)

STYROFOAM
2 12oz cups
1 12oz Dixie cup
1 food container

CARDBOARD/PAPER
1 16oz Popeye’s cup
1 16oz coffee cup (no label)
1 8oz coffee cup (no label)
1 UPS shipping label
1 Trident wrapper

METAL
1 rusty can old food
1 12oz can Coca-Cola
1 12oz can Dr Pop(!)
1 12oz can Diet Coke
1 16oz can Colt 45
1 unopened can Argo green beans
2 12oz cans Natural Light
1 12oz can Michelob Ultra
1 12oz can Rolling Rock (pull tab!)
1 12oz can Pabst Blue Ribbon
1 12oz can Sprite
2 12oz cans Miller High Life (pull tab!)
1 20oz can Budweiser
1 12oz can Yuengling
1 12oz can Mountain Dew
1 12oz can Coors Light
1 20″ bracket
1 piece foil

SPORTING GOODS
1 Rawlings NCAA Final Four basketball
1 Adidas Europass soccer ball
1 Wilson Major League baseball
1 tennis ball
1 hard pink plastic ball

CLOTHES
1 scarf
2 socks (unrelated)
1 glove

MISCELLANEOUS
2 rubber gloves
1 fabric cord
1 metal clothes hanger
3 pieces broken ceramic
1 small Bic lighter
1 flag from paving package(?)
4 packs cigarettes: Salem, Camel, Pall Mall, Mavericks

DOG ROUNDUP
Dog shit bags: 3
Dog shit piles: 4
Dogs on leash: 2
Dogs off leash: 10

PANORAMA OF THE WEEK

PANORAMA OF THE WEEK: bend of Wissahickon Creek at Kitchens Lane Bridge
Bend of Wissahickon Creek at Kitchens Lane Bridge

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